Dearest Dexter,
You were my pimpin daddy guinea pig. I will miss you dearly. Your stinky stench and your coarse hair will be in my prayer. I knew you were sickly, something wrong with yee.. The bath I gave you was a special treat, exclusive to my meaty meat. Forced some vitamin C hoping you'de be back to reality. free range and was def a change. Without a cage you started to improve. Your bully babies thought you were old and haggard.What happened to respect your elders? Today was terrible seein you dead. If only i would have let you in my bed. Maybe you were crowded, hated your kids? Anyways. You were my one and only. I hope you are a good meal for a creature. But I haven't decided if I should bury you or feed you to nature where you could help another creature to survive... I love you.
